Yo mama so dumb I told her it’s chile outside, she went and got a bowl... Every so often people will ask me questions like “Oh dude did you watch Walking Dead last night?”  Because I am a bit of a smartass I’ll respond along the lines of “Nah, why?  Who’s wedding did I miss?”  Or more likely,... Continue Reading →

Wise men say, it’s a labor of love... I turned 41 this past August.  GASP!!  It wasn’t a fun realization but time marches on.  At times I feel like time marches ON me, but that is a discussion I’ll save for my psychiatrist, or as I call him, “Hey bartender, another round of tequila!”  Ah, the... Continue Reading →